*imagines a world without harry potter*
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
because everyone needs a time vortex on their blog
take a shot each time a hipster blog reblogs this
die of alcohol poisoning
it represents the spiraling and infinite black vortex of the soul
and in that moment i swear we were wibbly-wobbly
And time wimey
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj
Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez
They are terrifying they look like fucking glitches
Disturbed but impressed rn